I feel like this is the first chance I’ve had to do something normal in a very long time. I’ve been going on these adventures lately – some absolutely wild and wacky quests that involve taking down a group of mechanists that want to rule the world, as well as my journey to bring down …
Twenty-four hours is a long time. This time twenty-four hours ago I was in the depths of despair. I was truly unable to think for myself because of how upset I was. It was really bad and it made me really concerned for the future of myself and the future of our relationship. That’s probably …
This morning my best friend and I went down to the convention centre where the Flower Festival is being held. I’m so glad I have a friend who is interested in flowers, since I imagine it would be quite lonely being unable to share my hobbies with anybody. Gardening is the kind of hobby you …
When I first started looking for a way to advertise my clothing brand, I was convinced that magazines would be the best way. I had seen luxury clothing in the pages of magazines since I was first able to read and naively assumed that getting my clothes on one of those pages would be my …
Well, that last blog post of mine really blew up. Apparently, people really want to hear more about the Museum of Commercial Office Fitouts. What’s weird to me is that many of my commenters claimed they’d never even heard of such a museum and couldn’t find anything about it online. Some people even believe I …
Yesterday my cousins and I took a road trip down to Brighton. They are from Europe, so they haven’t had much experience with Australian winter. They were all convinced that it was going to be hot every day and ignored me when I told them that Australia can actually get pretty cold. Still, they insisted …
After nearly an hour of waiting in front of the window tinting store, my instructor finally arrived. He’s an average-sized man, with an average face and wearing average clothes. You have to be average in order to be a spy; that’s how you fit seamlessly into crowds of people. If you stand out, you’re spotted, …