Well, we’re selling our beautiful cottage home! When I say cottage, it’s not that the house actually is a cottage. It’s more so the fact it looks like a cottage on the outside but inside it’s modern to the core. It’s sad that we’re having to sell, but we’re doing it because we’re moving somewhere …
“What? Where are we?” asked Harvey, looking around at the startingly normal suburban town they’d suddenly appeared in. He clutched Bucket tightly to his chest, now frighteningly aware of the true power of the narrator. “We’ve been banished to the compile!” shouted Bucket, as had been its plan all along. “Look, Harvey, I can see …
At the front of the conference room, a buyer’s advocate with a green handkerchief stood before several other men and women in suits. They each had a unique coloured handkerchief displayed proudly from their breast pocket. “We are gathered here today to discuss our growing doubts regarding the promises made when we came to this …