Reginald Part Four

Reginald continued to stare at Remy as the rat swung the hammer wildly around the room. Remy didn’t seem to care that he had just broken into a stranger’s house and was very quickly destroying it. In fact, Remy seemed to think that he was doing Reginald a favour. Reginald ran out of the bathroom …

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Melbourne Office Dreams

It was late when Dirk returned home – far later than the usual agreed-upon time. At least he had the excuse of the gala, so it wouldn’t likely come under scrutiny. He did feel sorry for whoever came next, though. They weren’t likely to be in for a good day tomorrow. Dirk had considered Madeline’s …

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Log Book Service

I’ve had my car for several years now, but sometimes I find it hard to believe that I actually own it. I drive it almost every day, but I still feel like such an amateur, like I’m somebody who only just got their licence, simply because I don’t know much about the basic parts of …

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Hardware Accident

After over an hour of running, Lorenzo was ready to set his trap.  He was in the heart of New Melbourne by the time he caught up to Iris, who appeared to be on her way to New Adelaide for her spying mission. It had taken half an hour to overtake the car that had …

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Buyer’s Advocates Unhappy

At the front of the conference room, a buyer’s advocate with a green handkerchief stood before several other men and women in suits. They each had a unique coloured handkerchief displayed proudly from their breast pocket. “We are gathered here today to discuss our growing doubts regarding the promises made when we came to this …

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Glass Smashing Retirement

Retirement has been absolutely smashing, I must say. I mean, perhaps that’s not the best word choice, given I built my entire career around the service of smashing glass. Let’s just say it has been a good time, all around. It has been almost a year since I put down the sledgehammer and made for …

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Normal Mechanics Return

I feel like this is the first chance I’ve had to do something normal in a very long time. I’ve been going on these adventures lately – some absolutely wild and wacky quests that involve taking down a group of mechanists that want to rule the world, as well as my journey to bring down …

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Friends And Cars

Twenty-four hours is a long time. This time twenty-four hours ago I was in the depths of despair. I was truly unable to think for myself because of how upset I was. It was really bad and it made me really concerned for the future of myself and the future of our relationship. That’s probably …

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The Flower Sculpture

This morning my best friend and I went down to the convention centre where the Flower Festival is being held. I’m so glad I have a friend who is interested in flowers, since I imagine it would be quite lonely being unable to share my hobbies with anybody. Gardening is the kind of hobby you …

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